as quickly as possible. Arriving gasping for breath, I realized a funeral was underway. It was for my 'beautiful dead brother'. I was so consumed by laughter, that I failed to notice the 'little guest' I brought with me. In my haste, I had brought back a single black beetle, the kind that feasts on mutated seeds. Even though I only brought one, these creatures can multiply about thirty times a day! Once I understood what I had done, I could only stand there, stunned, watching the funeral procession from afar.